Monday, April 26, 2010

My Derby Favorites

I was just reminded that the Kentucky Derby is in eight days so I wanted to put my picks out there while they are fresh in my mind.

1. Going Frequently
2. Stopping and Starting
3. Unable to Go
4. Weak Stream
5. Trouble Going
6. Sexual Disfunction

Oh, wait a minute. Those are common symptoms related to an enlarged prostate, which I was informed I had durring my biopsy a year ago. In my case the only legitimate symptom was difficulty inserting a catheter. The symptoms from the above list I DID have were related to the healthy doses of narcotic pain medicine I was given.

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